Hold the mayo – in your purse

Things I found in my purse today:

A packet of mayonnaise, because I like love to steal condiments. I don’t know what I thought I was going to use it for, but I never let a free bucket of condiments pass me by without helping myself to some.IMG 2198 300x225 Hold the mayo   in your purse

A pack of gum that is almost empty even though I just bought it yesterday and told myself I would only eat 3 sticks a day. I am an addict. At least I am not alone in my addiction, Caitlin.IMG 2202 300x225 Hold the mayo   in your purse

Runner’s chapstick! I love this because it’s made for you to open with one hand (because you’re running). But, I am not running with my massive yellow purse, I just like chapstick.IMG 2201 300x225 Hold the mayo   in your purse

Lunch! I went home for lunch since I didn’t make time to pack it this morning. I threw together a veggie burger, carrots with hummus and blackberries.IMG 2195 300x225 Hold the mayo   in your purse

I am always afraid to put dressing or hummus on my carrots because I feel like I’ll get spoiled and stop eating them plain. Is that weird?IMG 2194 300x225 Hold the mayo   in your purse

I also didn’t really want the blackberries, but thought I should have some fruit instead of chips. What I really wanted was a granola bar for something sweet. I ended up still grabbing a granola bar on the way out and eating it (no pic). Note to self: Just fucking eat what you want already. IMG 2193 300x225 Hold the mayo   in your purseBreatheBeing the Designated Driver can actually mean being the Designated Dieter

Comments

  1. says

    I know that feeling all too well. Why is it so hard to listen to our intuition. sometimes our “logical” mind tries to talk us out of something unexplainable.

  2. says

    I so agree with eating what you want, though blackberries aren’t exactly something to kick yourself about eating either. But I definitely notice that I have a “hunger” and an “appetite”. I could eat 2lbs of broccoli but if all I want is some white chocolate there’s no way my “appetite” will let me go

  3. says

    Vitamin10 waters stump me. Because the calories don’t match up with the amount of carbs. There are 10 carbs I think per bottle? Or more? And if you multiply that out by 4 calories per carb, you get something like 40-50 calories per bottle. I’m curious…

    But they’re still tasty!!

  4. says

    I feel the same way about putting hummus or dressing on my carrots…or really any vegetable. It took me so long to learn to like plain veggies that I am afraid my tastebuds will remember what they are missing! I know it is neurotic but I felt emboldened to share after you admitted feeling the same! : )

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