The Lazy Girl Margarita

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Since Bethenny already has the Skinny Girl Margarita covered and we all know I’m no skinny girl anyways, I thought I’d create a Lazy Girl Margarita for the rest of us.

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It’s lazy because I just used the random stuff I had already. No need to put on your heels to drink this baby!

Lazy Girl Margarita Recipe


  • 6oz. Lemon flavored Vitaminwater
  • 1 oz. Patron
  • lime juice
  • splash seltzer
  • Salt for rim
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Directions: Slice lime and rub around rim (TWSS). Dip rim into salt to coat. Pour lemon drink, tequila, a splash of seltzer and squeeze of lime in margarita glass.IMG 0391 533x800 thumb The Lazy Girl Margarita

Note: Don’t skip salting the rim. You know, because you have a run tomorrow and want to get those electrolytes in wlEmoticon winkingsmile1 The Lazy Girl MargaritaIMG 0392 800x533 thumb The Lazy Girl Margarita

Wa-la! Big Boned Lazy Girl Margarita!IMG 0396 800x533 thumb The Lazy Girl Margarita

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Serve with copious amounts of chips and guacamole. God Bless America Mexico. IMG 0400 800x533 thumb The Lazy Girl Margarita


I also celebrated Cinco de Mayo with a MASSIVE Taco Salad. It was piled with black beans, chicken, salsa, guacamole and cheese. I think there might have been lettuce on it, but I’m not sure.IMG 0370 800x600 thumb The Lazy Girl MargaritaMy new peep Karla keeps swearing to me that giving up cheese will change my life. I can’t say I’m not thinking about it. I also can’t say I didn’t eat a ton of it today… IMG 0372 800x600 thumb The Lazy Girl Margarita

Now I’m off to enjoy my Lazy Girl Margarita with the most interesting man in the world. dos equis ad thumb The Lazy Girl Margarita


  1. says

    HAHA That is hilarious. I love it. HAHA I wonder how many other drinks can be mixed with Cytomax, Gatorade or other sports drinks. There must be a market for that somewhere! :)

  2. Ida says

    give up cheese or all dairy? I could do the cheese, but never the yogurt and ice cream.
    Tequila and fresca is a good combo too:)

  3. says

    I made my own variation of a margarita tonight too! We did have tequila but no triple sec so I improvised with coconut rum. Just as delicious! Happy cinco de mayo!!

  4. AJ says

    Isnt drinking electrolytes+ alcohol bad for your liver? For some reason i think I have heard that before

  5. Laura @ Backstag Pass says

    Love this recipe – how awesome! You’re my hero, for realz.
    Vitamin water zero is my go-to mixer for vodka cocktails. Of course it would make a great margarita!

  6. Jill says

    Love that margarita. It looks so inviting, in the pretty glass with the salt and lime. Since I don’t NEED the sugary mixer (probably don’t NEED the tequila either, but that’s another story), I made my drink with ice-cold Fresca, lime juice and tequila. I have also been known to use a lemon/lime Nuun tablet instead of the Fresca.

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