1. The apple crisp from last night is half gone. Technically, the crust and baked topping is 3/4ths gone. There’s plenty of apple left if you want it… 
2. I like frozen meals. I’m sure that’s against some kinda food blogger rule. I would check the blogger book, but I don’t care.
Maybe I’ll get myself out of the blogger dog house by plating it all civilized like.
3. I don’t read the possible side effects of my BC. First off, I’m a hypochondriac. Plus, the side effect of not taking it is “have a baby” which is kinda worse than a little headache.
4. My last client ended early so technically I had time to do my own workout tonight. But, it was late so I went home instead.
When I got there Ben greeted me at the door with the most amazing piece of garlic cheese bread. 
If you’re keeping score that is:
- Workouts – 0
- Buttery Garlic Cheese Bread – 1
5. I’m currently watching Jersey Shore. Love.
6. If I talk to my future kids the way I talk to my cat they’re going to be super messed up. But, we’ve all got issues right?
7. Sometimes I “find” pictures of food on my camera that I don’t blog about, and barely remember eating (but I know I did). When the heck did I polish that off?!
8. I was not going to tell Ben about getting my ‘brows waxed today but they are still super RED! He thought I was wearing red eye shadow. #FaceFail
Got anything to confess?
{ 25 comments… read them below or add one }
you’re ridiculously funny as always.
Hey Girl
How’s it going?
I feel the same way about #6. And that I’ll have to develop some manners before I make babies. Seriously, like not eating crumbs off the couch and then realizing it is a clump of kitty litter in my mouth. Bad Karen.
Ahhh!
I just cringed!
is that franks hot sauce on your lean cuisine?! that stuff is like crack…goes on EVERYthing
No, the sauce was surprisingly bright! Might be poison.
that’s too funny…totally looks like franks, which i’m in love with
Oh my gosh, I bought cinnamon graham crackers from the store yesterday and the box is already a 1/4 of the way gone. I love graham crackers! <3
I sometimes do both sides of the conversation with my dogs and cats. I am about to take a conference call in my pajama’s.
The Kidless Kronicles
Confession: I’ve SINGLEHANDEDLY eaten half of a pan of dark chocolate brownies in two days.
Only half the pan? I wish I had your self control
Loved this post.
I’ve been considering going off BC..but you’re right; I think not having a baby surpasses all that.
Your eyebrows were still red? your poor poor sensitive skin!!
After dinner I ate half a box of truffles and half a loaf of olive bread. The only reason I didn’t eat the whole thing was the bf got to it first. I was so full I slept like a baby. It was amazing.
Oh gosh, I do the same thing with crust! My mom & I always bake apple pie for Thanksgiving, and within 24 hours of being served, it’s no longer even recognizable just because I always pop into the kitchen to pick off pieces of crust.
Could you move next door to me???? You’d be the bestest, mostest funnest neighbor EVER!
Love all of these. And I’m pretty sure you added your own vegetables to that frozen meal therefore: healthy blogger win, frozen dishes are totally allowed. I have an ex-roommate who literally ate lean cuisines for lunch AND dinner at least 4 days a week for our entire second year of medical school. That’s a problem, but your reasonable frozen food acceptance is not.
I totally agree with #3. And giggled. And I hope that when I have babies, they never try to use the litter box.
I like frozen meals too! Guilty pleasure…
Frozen meals are just too delicious! Although I tend to stick to Amy’s because even though they are spendier I feel a bit better about at least knowing there isn’t much junk in them.
And I have totally no self control over baked goods like that. It would be completely gone by now if it were in my house. Which is why I always bake something, eat the portion I want and give the rest away. Then spend the whole night wishing I had more…
The birth control comment is dead on. And made me laugh out loud at work. As if my co-worker’s don’t think I am strange already…
My eyes are beat red after I get them waxed too… I gotta make sure I get it done at the end of the day
I’m so guilty of eating crumb topping off of things. Oops!
haha such a good post!
Extremely agree about the birth control thing…haha