On the way home from work I got a crazy guacamole craving. Crazy. So, I swerved into oncoming traffic to bust a U-turn into a local Mexican restaurant’s parking lot.
This is a sit down place so I wasn’t sure if they did take out, but I am shameless and thought I’d try.
Me, “Can I order something for take out?”
Waitress Lady: “Yes.” (Goes to hand me a menu)
Me, “No, I don’t need a menu. This is sad… Can I have an order of guacamole?”
Lady (tries not to judge the desperation in my voice), “Yes. That will be $4.08.”
Anyways, I thought I’d share because I was embarrassed about my guacamole desire yet would not be stopped.
Regarding the title – there is a website called “This Is Why You’re Fat” now they are a bit under the radar on tumblr, but I’m still a fan.
I know what I’m having for breakfast…