1. I live in constant fear that I’m going to stub my toe so bad it breaks and I can’t run.
2. I love buying things on clearance more than I dislike coconut.
3. It’s nice to work from home because you can fart all day if you want…
do with that what you will
4. I’m glad Ben isn’t a jerk.
5. I wish I was more bendy.
6. I think I’m going to be obsessed with Teen Mom this season. Mostly ‘cause of that girl that’s in rehab and seems to be heavily medicated.
Got any random thoughts to share with the class?