Happy Monday! How’s it going?
Today I’m finally reuniting with my long lost love Skinny Runner for a walk after work. I’m pretty excited. 
You guys know my 2013 Resolutions, but a PR rep sent me this site today in case one of my readers wanted an internet robot to choose their resolution.
Check out The New Year’s Resolution Generator and let it decide what you’re going to do with your life this year!
The “won’t” resolutions are really funny and I was flipping through them laughing 
ONE of these I would do – do you know which???
Questions: One of these things I think I would do… which one is it?
Would you do any of them?
Did you use the site to pick your resolution? What are you stuck doing now??
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Sticks of butter with sugar…yikes! Reminds me of a very sassy kid I babysat back in the day…when I’d say that no, he couldn’t have a snack because he’d have to wait for dinner, he’d eat spoon after spoon of sugar.
Last one?
That is funny stuff!!
I will probably collect more crap I don’t need.
I might be tempted to try and outdrink an Irish man (if I were challenged I definitely would!!!).
LOL I’m really gonna try not to have a baby with the housekeeper.
Hmmm, I’m choosing the last one for you too!!
That is hilarious!!!
My guess is for the last one!
Ha! I’ve already tried to outdrink an Irishman. Emphasis on “tried”.It didn’t work out very well in my favor. I’m German and though it came close, I still failed miserably.
Collect crap you don’t need? I think we all do that.
HAha! That website is awesome. Thanks for the link. Endless entertainment. And GOOD LUCK with your goals!
I was hoping to find a funny resolution, but all of the ones that came up were things I already do. Dang it!
Apparently I “won’t” be “sleeping with my best friend’s wife.” I have a feeling this one is going to be really freaking easy to keep.
Out drink an Irish man
Hmmmm…I bet it’s the last one!
OH man I like that generator guy. He’s funny. My honest dont would be, “I won’t tell everyone to google it as an answer to any question”. Because I do.
I used that generator and it said “I won’t dip my fries into my ice cream.” Well that’s just not practical.
Gonna check out the site – thanks for the tip; would be good for laughs during my lunch break!
I’m going with the collecting crap you don’t need. I’m pretty sure I do it too.
Well, I think that even an Irish man would be intimidated by your red hair!
So, I am pretty sure you could take ‘em!
I won’t get the 3rd World plastic surgery. Although it is tempting.
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A red headed mexican taking on a red headed Irish man. That my friend, would be a good show! I think you could do it! (Is it wrong to assume the Irish man has red hair?)
The no 3rd world plastic surgery actually made me relook at Tiajuana plastic surgeons- as in I have before… Nothing like discount mommy makeovers
Might be a great idea 
lol
I hear that
I feel confident that it will be the flopless dumpster sleeping….yes?
I won’t black out due to intoxication… you may do?? hahaha am I right? I mean, yolo.
Gah! This website is my newest time suck! YAY!
I hope you enjoyed your reunion with Skinny Runner! Are you going to try barre class with her anytime soon?