As I was eating my lunch today I thought of one of my top dating tips:
Dating Tip #2: Don’t eat garlic or onions
Luckily, I was not on a date for lunch and enjoyed garlic bread with my massive salad.
Dating Tip #3: Don’t drink too much
*Unless it’s going really bad and you don’t care about making a fool of yourself with this guy you hope to never see again.
Dating Tip #4: Don’t dress like you’re asking for it
Dating Tip #5: Don’t profess your love for “nut butter”
*As your date may not realize you are talking about PB and almond butter. Awkward…
**Disclaimer: I am no dating expert – so if these tips get you in a bad relationship or knocked up I am not responsible. Sorry. I have more, but that’s enough for one day