Hello! I survived my lil mole-y appt. I had three removed – one was on my stomach so that was weird! But it was painless (after the local anesthetic). Luckily, I asked my doctor if I could keep them and she said “Yes.”.
And because I’m a giver I’ve decided to do a giveaway. I’ll send one RER reader all three of my moles!!! You can either plant them and grow a red headed Mexican OR put them in your enemy’s oatmeal because everyone knows red head skin is poisonous.
If you guys don’t realize I’m kidding you should read “Sense of Humor.com”
I am kidding about the above, but I did want to show you a picture of my armpit. However, you’re in luck – do you know how hard it is to take a picture of your armpit?! So, maybe next time.
Consolation prize – a super quick vlog about June’s GlossyBox because I liked it.
Question: If I put my moles under my pillow will the Mole Fairy leave me money??
Bonus question: Do moles totally gross you out? Because I am completely disgusted by this entire post and I wrote it.
I didn’t go to the website “senseofhumor.com” because I am the owner of “gullible.com” 🙂
This post was hilarious!
Awww shucks! And I wanted to grow my own red headed mexican! Maybe you will rethink this giveaway! Totally kidding! lol
Glad it went well for you! Definitely thought you were serious for a moment haha I think you got all your readers for a second.
My 3 year old daughter just had to have a mole removed a few weeks ago. The thought didn’t even cross my mind to ask if I could keep it. I totally should have- love it:) I’m sure she would have loved to have it as a keepsake when she’s older- haha!
Yep, moles totally skeeve me out. Glad I read this while eating my lunch… 😉
Yep, I’m grossed out, but also laughing at your post. And on a serious note, it is an excellent reminder to go get them checked out. I had a mole removed last year and a bunch more that the doc is monitoring, so you have reminded me to make an appointment and go back in. Thanks!
hahaha nothing like a keepsake mole!! You could wrap them up and give them away at Christmas…a little piece of you for your three most beloved people. Or…not.
I threw up in my mouth a little reading this post. Moles aren’t gross but shaved off ones in a jar really turns my stomach. Kind of like how someone elses’ hair on their head isn’t gross but a pile in the shower is revolting.
Is it wierd that nothing about this grossed me out? I’m always at the dermatologist so this was just a normal read for me. ha
Your posts are very comical. Thanks for sharing your review. I will pass on this information.
Thanks for the review! Will pass this on.
I am having a mole removed next week and I am petrified. I feel like I should go under general anesthesia for it because I am likely to faint. But hearing that you survived makes me a bit more confident 🙂
I hate the word mole! lol. I have a couple but they are mostly flat. Me and my siblings all have one in the same spot (The Marilyn type mole) Growing up my mom always said, they are not moles they are beauty marks.
Hahaha! I wonder how many people would actually go for that giveaway?!?!
Glad all went well!
Glad it all went well! 😀
er er er…no thanks
LOL!
You really kept them? No pictures? They don’t gross me out but I can’t say that I have ever seen a mole that is not attached to a human.
Yes, super gross, well done.
I’m not sure if the mole fairy will give you money, but hey! stranger things have been known to happen.
Hell, I just wrote a couple of posts about my hoo-hah…I think I can handle your moles 😉
I’m glad to hear that mole removal isn’t all that bad. As a fellow ginger, I know I’ve got some scary-skin-spot removal ahead of me.
I enjoy the post–moles don’t gross me out, but I find them to be a very strange subject. Oh, and you can keep your moles. 🙂
Yes, disgusted! I hate moles, blah.
Holy Mole-y!
Sorry, that’s all I got…
Moles are only gross if they have hair coming out of them, are abnormally shaped, or, in your case, are no longer attached to a human.
Glad everything went well! I actually have to go to the doctor here soon to have some moles checked out just to make sure they are okay!
Yes they totally do! Not small ones, though, just giant ones. I’m size biased.
Moles are just beauty marks by another name.
Bahaha. Moles are indeed slightly gross. But good for you on getting it removed! I keep my begging my husband to get one on his back removed but he swears up and down it’s not bad! BAH!