1. I have been a snack monster this entire week. I think it’s partially because I’ve been tired (new 4:52 wake up call!) and I’m looking for a ‘pick me up’ via food. So, I had a salad to keep lunch on the light side. It didn’t help the cause and we’ll leave it at that…
2. I am cold and our hot water is not working?! I considered taking a cold shower, but then I remembered I don’t enjoy making myself miserable (well, if you don’t count signing up to run 26 miles). So I opted out. (That felt good! Maybe I should opt out of my next marathon…)
Anyways, that heater I bought from Target a while back is a life saver though! We sleep with it in the bedroom, but I brought it near my desk today and may never leave this spot!
3. My Christmas Cards are done! Email me if you want one
Sometimes people I meet or get emails from joke that they stalk me. Nope, you guys are not stalkers. You don’t earn your stalker badge until you make Christmas cards like this.
Question: Who do you stalk? Ever been stalked? Want to buy a bean stalk?
Christmas idea for U says
I love the christmas cards.merry christmas..:)
Amber K says
LOL, your blogs are always so hilarious. I have to remember to not be chewing food while reading 😉
Corrie Anne says
Haha. I am a SUPER STALKER. My husband used to have a ground level corner office a few blocks away from my house, and I’d always be creeping on him. Plus, you know. Online stalking is always fun.
megan says
“want to buy a bean stalk?” made me lol.. you are hilarious!
[email protected] says
Seriously!?!?!?!? A picture with Bob? You are one LUCKY girl.
Tina @ Best Body Fitness says
I have been a crazy snack monster all week too! It’s driving me crazy. I hate feeling like my hunger is out of control.
Adrianne Franco says
Funny cartoon. Nice one here…. let me think about the question you posted and I will comeback if I get to compose a good answer to that. 🙂 Happy Holidays!
Tami says
That salad looks amazing!!!!!!!
Sometimes I stalk…if a friend is dating someone new we will go on a recon mission to find out more. Strictly business of coarse.
Yes, I would like a bean stalk.
Allison says
The radio station I listened to on my way to work this morning was talking about stalking and how they now are forming groups, like AA groups, for people to meet and discuss their stalking problems [haha]! OYE :-Z People were calling in sharing their stalking stories and some were awfully creepy!
Nichole says
Speaking of stalking, I heard ont he radio this morning about a stalking clinic that just opened in London. check out the link below. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/08/stalker-clinic-london_n_1137327.html
Nichole
chrismas celebration 2011 says
Hi everybody..njoy christmas.merry christmas.
Amy says
haha i seriously hope you’re sending that xmas card out bc that would be awesome. it would also be kinda weird for the people who dont know who bob is haha. do it!!
Lauren says
Lol I would love a bean stalk, seems like it worked out for jack.
You should tweet bob and ask him how he’d like you to sign his name 😉
runeatrepeat says
If he actually answered that tweet I would die.
Khushboo says
Facebook = stalkers reunite :)!
Melissa @TryingtoHeal says
that is an awesome Christmas card; i better get one. LOL.
I totally used to stalk my ex…err, still do on fb? Gahhh…so bad of me!
Mindy says
HA – that is a fabulous Christmas card, my dear!
Laura says
IF I had photoshop skills I would totally be making a Christmas card with the two of us. I feel like you have issued a challenge.
Never been stalked, and never done more than facebook stalking. But really, if they are my friend on facebook, then its not stalking if I read all of their stuff.
Lauren says
Hahah PLEASE send out that Christmas card! 🙂
Stephanie says
Oh gosh no hot water!! I am sorry lady 🙁 Too funny on the salad not helping the cause comment. Just go right for the bread. I love salads but i end up eating a ton of bread with them…its ok because i run right?
Kate says
When I was a freshman in high school, my best friend used to memorize the license plate numbers of boys that she had crushes on. So creepy!
Deirdre @ Oh Well Whatever says
Oh the memories of doing drive-bys on the cute boys house in high school or calling and hanging up. I mean, not like I ever did that….
Heather @ Run Eat Play says
Ha ha! Love the Christmas card!
Lauren says
Genius idea for a Christmas card…your friends and family would probably get a huge laugh out of it if you actually sent it :).
Janine @ ThePurpleGiraffe says
Best. Christmas. Card. Ever. Sooo funny!
Megan says
hahaha that’s hilarious. When I was in high school I stalked Andy Roddick (the hot american tennis player). I was so infatuated with him my best friend made me a laminated collage of photos of him for my birthday. We went to the US open and came within a couple feet of him. If I hadn’t have frozen up I would’ve gotten his autograph.
Kathleen says
Love the card. Bob is my favorite.
Danica @ GirlsThatRun says
Best Christmas Card I’ve seen so far, but you need to include a long bragging note about your budding friendship with Bob 🙂
Brittany @ GOtheXtraMile says
HAhaha that is hilarious. I dare you to send that card out.
Mendy says
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That cartoon is awesome!
Lisa says
Facebook makes it easier to stalk people. About once a year I fb stalk some old classmates. I hated highschool but for some reason want to check up on them.
And every once in awhile when I want to feel good about myself I’ll fb stalk my ex. LOL