It’s that time again! Confession Thursday: I’m going to hell.
And to think I used to be such an Angel…
Confession #1: Last night I had a drink. I was nervous about the test and couldn’t turn to cake, so I drank. This wouldn’t be that big of a problem, but I really wanted another drink or two or eight tonight.
Confession #2: The only reason I didn’t devour this food in 5 minutes was because I didn’t feel like cooking and made myself save some for Ben. 
Pick Up Stix Tofu is the best restaurant tofu ever.
I got the House Tofu with vegetables and smiled the whole time I ate. I used to eat this once a week back in the day. Those were good times.
TRY.THIS.TOFU.
The I think the Pick Up Stix guy knew I was going to eat it all myself because he only gave me one set of chop sticks. At first I was offended but, then I just nodded knowingly…
I ate at 5pm, so when Ben finally came home to eat his half I got hungry again and had a frozen Pad Thai dinner. I ate 2 dinners! What the heck.
Bonus Prize: My fortune cookie was totally right!
I am about to start coaching a running group 
Confession #3: I am the world’s worst dresser. It’s really embarrassing when people point and laugh, however that never stopped me before. But, being recognized from the blog is making me reconsider my clothing choices.
Nah, I’ll probably keep rolling with my lime green windbreaker over my stained sweatshirt.
Confession #4: I ate a cupcake today. It was either that or polishing off the massive bottle of vodka on my fridge. And I’m a little hesitant to become an alcoholic just yet. I was planning on saving that for after my kids go to college like any respectable person would 
Today I was dreaming about cake and cupcakes and ice cream and I remembered the last time I gave up sugar. It scared me. Let’s just say I lasted 3 months and then went off the deep end and gained 5 pounds in one week (and it was NOT water weight).
Surprisingly these were just “okay” and Ben dominated them. Eh. I am very disappointed I’m going to hell over this ish.
Confession #5: I probably walked around with a bloody hand for an hour before I realized it.
But who even cares about my little scratch when Vegas got in a cat fight tonight?! We heard the fight and went to stop it, but he got hurt anyways 
Speaking of alcohol and personal training… Now that I’m a certified Personal Trainer, let me share some useful info:
www.marriedtothesea.com
Love that conversion chart. If ever there was an incentive to get my pace to 6.5mph that would be it.
I think God will forgive you. Especially since it sucked.
Oh and that’s exactly why I can’t eat dinner that early, otherwise a second one WILL be eaten 🙂
P.S. Your pictures aren’t showing up in my google reader
Thanks for letting me know Ashley! I’m going to check on this because it must be happening for others too.
Haha I WISH that picture was true 🙂 But my version would be: 5 cupcakes, 2 milkshakes, and a dozen cookies.
Congrats on passing your test, that’s awesome!
Good job for having the cupcake, I can’t cut out sweets completely either or I’ll go on a major binge rampage that is not pretty. But it is funny how once you’re not used to them anymore they don’t taste as good.
you wanna know what? it’s going to be one heck of a party in hell. see you there
Do you think we’ll be able to run together there? Or will it be too hot?
Hopefully yes. But if not we can just sit around and drink together. That’d cool us down.
Those cupcakes look more than ok… how disappointing! I like to roll in my ‘life is good’ t-shirts, I be stylin’. lol
I think God would rather you have a tiny lent Fail of a cupcake than get drunk 🙂 Teehee.
That tofu puts every other tofu I’ve tried to shame–and that’s just by the looks of it!!
your my kinda trainer!
I’m looking for a running group. Where is it going to be?
thanks for the conversion chart..i’ll be printing that out and keeping it in my wallet!!:)
That tofu looks absolutely amazing!!
Monica, your confession posts never fail to make me smile. That last picture was hilarious! Have a great weekend! 🙂
I usually don’t like fried tofu but that looks fantastic!
Poor Vegas! I hope he’s okay. My cat Minnie always gets beaten up in catfights because she’s so small and skittish. Poor puss will never learn.
And don’t feel guilty over the sugar: it’s just not worth it and no God would send you to Hell for taking care of your mental wellbeing in times of stress. Going to Hell over candy would be the result of one screwed up universe.
I am the same with sugar (and food in general!): cutting down a lot always leads to a backlash, and you’re right to recognise your cupcake cravings rather than squashing them only to binge later.
xxx
Congrats on your certification! 🙂 Don’t beat yourself up too much about the splurges, you can just jump right back on track now!
Oh, and Vegas does NOT look happy there. Poor guy!
Congrats on your certification.
Cake and alcohol – don’t worry, you’ll work it off soon
ooooh m g where can i get me some of dat tofu. I needs it!
Umm, ok, the bong hit info totally cracked me up. Congratulations on your certification!