In an effort to keep the mood light (despite my anxiety about it), I’ve decided to share some marathon humor. Someecards always comes through for me…
Funny shirt ideas:
“This seemed like a good idea – three months ago!”
“26.2?! I thought it was 2.62!”
“Running is cheaper than therapy.”
“I’m not slow, I’m just enjoying the course!”
“This sport would be fun, if it wasn’t for all this running.”
“Marathoners like it long and hard.”
“If I don’t beat you in the race, I’ll beat you in the parking lot.”
Here are some funny images: The take a dump if you have to sign is every where on the internet.
Added bonus – I just read this chart that says losing weight will help make you faster. Losing 20 = cutting 17 minutes (estimated). I’m hoping losing twenty pounds before my next mary will be all I need to get my goal time (and quit marys forever!)!!
P.S. – Ben’s family has offered to hand me warm egg nog on the course. Thanks guys.
Nice job, it’s a great post. The info is good to know!
“Running is cheaper than therapy.”
I love this. Exercise is cheaper than therapy. That’s why I persist in trying to run or walk or something. I can’t afford therapy but I can afford to run.
HAHA, Great shirt ideas. They are all so funny. I’m tracking you right now…go Monica.
Here’s another on for you: http://twitpic.com/x7ewr
I hear that it is 2 seonds fo mile for each pound that you drop. So I could run a BQ if I would only drop 150 lbs!
Hhaaha LOVE those jokes!!
All the best today, you’ll be great 😀
love the someecard. have a good day tomorrow….I’m guessing you’re going to the expo?
Those are really funny! I like the “this seemed like a good idea…”
<3 jess
xoxo
Haha those are so funny — thanks for sharing 😉
hahah BAD idea to read this post with a full bladder….and i hope that egg nog is spiked, that would make for an interesting marathon 🙂
ah I LOVE this! So funny…hope there will be no dumping in the pants for any marathoners this weekend 😉
lol warm egg nog? oh man!