1. I live in constant fear that I’m going to stub my toe so bad it breaks and I can’t run.
2. I love buying things on clearance more than I dislike coconut.
Evidence – this clearance item coconut flavored La Croix (pronounced La Crotch). It’s gross (probably why it was on clearance).
3. It’s nice to work from home because you can fart all day if you want… do with that what you will
4. I’m glad Ben isn’t a jerk.
5. I wish I was more bendy.
Like Vegas. 
6. I think I’m going to be obsessed with Teen Mom this season. Mostly ‘cause of that girl that’s in rehab and seems to be heavily medicated.
7. Wish I wouldn’t have told Ben to take all the chocolate chip cookies to work. This is a sad substitute… 
Got any random thoughts to share with the class?
Props to any chick who goes ahead & mentions farting on her blog. Your sense of humor is appreciated (and shared with me) 🙂
My mom broke her toe last week. She was WALKING out of Target and hit it on the wheel of the cart. Your fear is valid enough for me! O.o
Thanks. I really needed you to make me worry more.
I’ve never had La Croix. I have actually never even seen it anywhere other than on your blog. Apparently I am very sheltered!
And I love Teen Mom more than my old self should, but that’s some good TV!
Oooh, I love La Croix! My favorites at berry & grapefruit. I do not like coconut anything so even at a clearance price of 10 cents I would not give that flavor a try.
LOL…I made my husband watch Teen Mom and that part where Amber was in rehab because I couldn’t get over how weird she was acting! What a loving husband I have who will put up with my reality tv show addiction.
I dropped a paint can on my toe and couldn’t run for a week. It sucked. (And the nail just fell off and it looks dis.gust.ing!) Luckily, it only set me back a week. What I really fear is that I will break a foot/ankle/leg, sit on the couch for 6 weeks eating ice cream, and get really, really fat.
I’ve never even seen the coconut la croix! I’m so super curious 🙂
I just had to laugh – I’m drinking a coconut LaCroix as I read this. lol!
What to do with the huge amount of space in my room! Yup, moved to a master bedroom with an ensuite bathroom on Monday. Hitting up decorating sites this weekend!
wow I have broken toes more than I want to count by stubbing them
and once a beer fell out of the frig and broke my toe
YES to #6 – my roommate and I watched it last night and said the same thing. I think she’s either drugged or hypnotized but either way she is not normal.
Found a job in CA yet?
I’m actually kind of sad this is the last season of Teen Mom. I know it’s mostly scripted and terrible television, but I love it. Leah is such a cute baby, but I’m sure she’ll have issues since she’s old enough to know what’s going on with her mom in rehab and going to jail.
I love working from home and farting all day too! 🙂
Speaking of toes, what has come of the toe that has been bothering you? Is it any better?
Two things – I think I’m the only one who LOVES the coconut seltzer! Two – I was raised to say bunny in place of fart. To this day, I still feel uncomfortable sayin fart (and I’m slightly cringing as I type it). Thanks, Mom!
I’ve been surprised about the number of people mentioning Teen Mom on facebook. I mean, I watch it, but I would never admit that to anyone who knows me.
Your hilarious with your “make do” chocolate chip cookie. Looks like something I would do! I get desperate when it comes to not having a dessert I want!
For some reason I always think my little female beagle is gonna be sweet whenever I pick her up. Then I pick her up and I’m reminded that she’s all temper and teeth. Maybe some day I’ll learn.
I think you are hilarious. I also live in fear that I won’t be able to run. Perhaps we are addicted?
The only thing I can think about right now is the fact tha I JOKINGLY texted my husband to throw out the pan of smores bars I made last night so I wouldn’t eat anymore (I had had 2… that’s it… the rest of the pan was full) and HE DID IT. Texting fail.
Ha! Ben double checked if I was serious about him taking all the cookies 🙂
We really should be friends IRL…
Our non-virtual friendship is quite overdue. When I’m done teaching summer school this month we should hang.
So, in the interest of complete and total honesty, my husband was effing with me all day and the smores bar are still intact. Crisis averted.
I hate when I take good things to work so I don’t have them at home and then crave them so badly and make something that doesn’t satisfy the craving at all!
I’m so glad someone else feels that way!
I love the coconut La Croix!
I love Teen Mom. Yes, Amber is a mess, but she was/is suffering from an un-managed mental health condition. That doesn’t excuse her abusive behavior, but it explains much of her other behavior. I am rooting for her.
I read on US Weekly today that she dropped out of rehab and is starting to serve a 5 year prison sentence instead. Sad.
Boo. Just looked up that article. How sad 🙁
I don’t remember the statistics, but a huge percentage of inmates have mental health disorders and/or have been abused as children. It sounds like she was at least emotionally abused. It is really sad, particularly because these problems can be treated with meds and therapy.
That coconut la croix is freaking disgusting I bought a whole case of it and forced myself to drink it because I didn’t want to waste it..
I totally agree with the farting!
OMG, I’m so addicted to Teen Mom!!! Amber has some serious issues. I use to be a big fan of Maci but now she’s bugging me. I’m rooting for Catelynn and Tyler!!!
Most of my blog is about my random thoughts – especially while I run. Insanity!
I’m rooting for Catelynn and Tyler too!!!
Ha! You mentioned farting in this post. That’s … amazing. Not a lot of chicks like to admit that yes, they do indeed fart. Embrace it!
If it’s any consolation, I have a horrible big toe stemming from an accident I’ve had as a child. I dropped a glass bowl on the nail and it turned purple, fell off, and was never the same again. Running aggravates the injury and the toe nail ALWAYS falls off after I run a mini. It’s sensitive and annoying, but it has never prevented me from running … even when it’s sore. It’s unsightly and must be covered with nail polish at all times, but it doesn’t slow me down!
That’s not a consolation at all! 🙂
I got sucked into the 2 hrs of Teen Mom on my DVR last night. Wahhmber is killing me though. Am I the only one that saw those piercings on her hands that looked infected??
Now I’m going to have to watch it again to check…
I am happy and single. Like shitting out fairy dust happy.
SINGLE?!?!
Yep. I got bored.
You’re busted. We need to gchat later.
The more bored you are the funnier you get. JMHO.
Also, the more bored I get the more Teen Mom I watch…
I just watched this show for the first time and I was GLUED to the tv for the exact same reason. I think they have her seriously over-medicated but I’m strangely fascinated by the whole thing!