Sometimes time there are things I want to post about but can’t because certain people read this blog (family, co-workers) and I should be respectable. Damn. Today I said something to Ben that I want to post, but can’t…Let’s just say I went to a salon place to get something done because I’m going to be in a swimsuit this weekend…
“I can’t believe I pay someone to get that close to my vagina, shouldn’t someone be paying me?”
I’m glad I stuck to my convictions and didn’t post it. I am a lady.
Since I was at the mall during dinner time I was dying with all the delicious food smells all around me! I got a diet Coke from McDonald’s to help hold me off (they are $1.00 for any size!).
Ben came to pick me up after I was done and I didn’t know what I was going to feed him for dinner, plus I really was craving fries! So, I suggested that he get something from the food court for dinner (so I could eat his fries) and he took the bait! We also got a Peach Milkshake to share. I’m lucky that often Ben will eat most of certain indulgent foods, but I still get to enjoy it too.
I wanted fries and I ate them. Fries are off the Forbidden Food list! I ate more than I probably should, but this is my first time truly letting myself eat fries without guilt, so I learned from it. I should have been more aware as I was eating them and stopped when they didn’t taste as good or I had my fill.
I made myself a salad in a hummus container (it was almost empty) to use as dressing = Same idea as the Oatmeal in PB jar. And rice and beans.
Despite the high cal dinner, I wanted something sweet and piece of dark chocolate did the trick 🙂 
I was talking to my BFF (word up lady) last night about losing weight and had a “light bulb moment”. I’m gonna post about it tomorrow, so stay tuned 🙂
You crack me up!
i love how honest you are!
Oh man I miss Chick-fil-a. We don’t have any here but when I go visit my mom I have to stop.
You crack me up. You have such quick wit. 🙂
Hilarious! I’ve definitely had that thought too when going to the salon 🙂 Next time at the mall check out the Yogiberry stand for some froyo! It’s right by the food court & JC Pennys.
lol, very lady like! I agree…
SO JELOUSE!!!
hahahahahaha i laughed my butt off after reading that
oh my gosh i absolutely love your blog! You are so hilarious and blunt it is fantastic. i have been reading for a little while (month or so?) but i haven’t commented yet, this one was too funny to pass up though 🙂
hahaha. i love you, totally a lady!
Sometimes you gotta just have fries and a milkshake!
My boyfriend is like that too. When I’m craving something not so great for me, I can count on him to order it with me!
I love when my hubby orders dinners with fries as well so I can steal a few!
I do the fries thing too! I feel like I can’t order them, but I’ll try to convince my bf to order something that comes with fries. He never falls for it though..
That’s why I love reading your blog, you make me laugh and are up front! Great idea on the hummus too!
hahaha sooooo ladylike, but seriously so true as well!
Hi! I just started reading your blog a week or so ago and I’m loving it. This made me laugh – I recently went through this experience and had similar thoughts. 🙂
Also Chick-fil-a is the only fast food I really crave anymore. I don’t know what they do to their chicken nuggets (and I don’t really want to know) but it is magical.
I am very excited to see your light bulb moment post – I’m so curious now!
your shake + fries look super yum 🙂 I love Chick-Fil-A. Their brownies are really fudgy and delicious, and they have some pretty good wraps, too!
LOL very fun post
LOL!!! Yes, that was very ladylike of you!
In my former life, I used to own a skin care salon and did those “unmentionable” things. Believe me, I was sure glad people were paying me -LOL!
Looking forward to your post tomorrow!