I have seen these virtual coffee dates around the blog world, which are super cute but also kinda weird. I mean, if you want to meet for coffee, hit me up! Isn’t weird that I’m eavesdropping on your life?
But, today I invite you to meet me for coffee…
I’d text you that I’m running late because I’m on Mexican Monican time.
Then, I’d rush in and order a Venti iced coffee. I’d ask if they have almond milk, they won’t, so I’ll use milk and sugar.
And I’d tell you…
After hanging out with Leah yesterday I want to do a deodorant cleanse. And get some chickens. And become a hippie and move up to Ventura. Seriously, “deodorant cleansing” is a thing and I’m going to do it. But tell me if I smell okay?
My foot hurts – do you think it’s a stress facture? Want to rub it? <Shows you foot here>
Do you want to share a cinnamon roll? (If you say “no” I won’t get it, but I’ll be sad about it the whole rest of this conversation. And I’ll probably get one to-go thinking I’d share it with someone else, but I’ll eat it all on the way home and blame you on some level.)
I can’t squat when I’m drunk and this becomes a problem in Las Vegas. Drunk girls pee on the seat, hello. How can we work on this as a team?
I would invite you over to watch the Canelo – Mayweather fight. He reminds me of my brother so much! Another redheaded Mexican #Unicorn
Anyway. Next time we should meet for Happy Hour…
I would love a Monican coffee date, I would say sure to the cinnamon roll, and then be sure you get the bigger half. 😉
Hey want to go apple picking with us today?? We could do it virtually…I think they have fresh apple cider. I am not a big fan but you and V could get some. I will get a fresh donut.
I wish I could! I’ve always wanted to go apple picking!!! Mostly because I’ve heard there are cider donuts. Can you confirm?
Yes, and they were warm and delicious!
I only wear hippie deodorant, so basically you can usually smell a hint of something natural if you sniff around really hard… and sometimes not so hard like when I am all sweaty and gross after a long run. I am a medical professional, and am always trying to get people to put the antiperspirant down. I also think chickens are awesome, but only if you take care of them, not me.
I love this post about halfs, and it has me wondering what I was thinking signing up for the Portland Marathon… couldn’t I have just done a few halfs and called it good? Oh, no. I have to be an over-achiever, and rest assured, I will remember why halfs are better when mile 18 hits. Any time I am on a run that hits near or over 20 miles, I remember why 13.1 miles is such a wonderful distance. Mainly because I can run that and still feel like a normal human.
Oh, and by the way, who cares what strange pirate hookers think about you or say? Them bishes don’t know you.
Yay Canelo! Can’t wait to see the fight tomorrow. 😉
So cute! One of my favorite of your posts…. And I’ve had coffee AND happy hour with you, you’re not that bad.
It’s call a “shewee” and every girl needs to get one!!
Happy Hour is better than a coffee date in my opinion… there just seems to be more rubbish come out my mouth during alcoholic beverages than when I’m drinking coffee 😀
HAHA!! I am totally the same with the cinnamon roll thing…
I’m totally down for a virtual coffee…..can I make my drink Irish? (so it’s kinda happy hour, kinda coffee time?)
I get your blog in email form and so rarely have the opportunity to comment, but this one just made me lol and I thought how much fun it would be to actually know you!! Maybe you could help me be a real runner (I’m more of a consistently fast walker 😛 ) and I would always go halfsies on a cinnamon roll! 🙂 🙂
That’s hilarious. Following your blog I learn more about you than I probably want to. 🙂
Ha! True.
MAYWEATHER is going to CREAM Canelo!!!!!! Mayweather is the BEST! I love that you are into boxing too!
I would NEVER say no to the cinnamon roll. . . just FYI.
I would definitely split the cinnamon role. Not only would it be delicious, but it would distract from any odor caused by the deodorant cleanse!
Yes, happy hour works better for me. You’ll notice I almost flaked on our virtual coffee date because I forgot last night.
Anyway, my foot hurts too. Let’s rub each others’ feet. That’s not weird, is it?
You needn’t fear, I will split the cinnamon roll with you. Always.
I LOVE THIS! I have the whole hippie idea sometimes too. I get so jealous when I see the cute little girls with the long messy waves with the cute headband around their forehead. GRRRRR. Oh well. One day! LOL!
You don’t have to do a deoderant cleanse to move to ventura and be a hippy. just move to ventura! I need my friends around!
I really want to be a hippie sometimes, too. I tell my husband all the time that I want a farm but we both know we don’t want to put in the work. There are plenty of farms here in Wisconsin that I can mooch off of instead.
Omm I’m pretty much hoping this is how wine/book club will go… but better because there will be wine involved. And we’ll replace cinnamon rolls with cheese or something. Sound good?
i see you blog for the first time a,d i find it very amazing.
just hide the recipes i d’ont want to eat more.
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I hope your foot feels better!! It is probably just one of the many pains runners face day to day 🙂 I feel like I always have some sort of pain! And a a cinnamon roll sounds delicious right now!
I’m far more in on the happy hour thing than coffee!! And, now I’m going to try to squat when I’m drunk (I try not to get completely drunk but you know…).
HAHAHA i love this! and i would neverrrrr say no to a cinnamon roll.. butttt maybe to rubbing your feet…
Thanks for making me laugh this morning!
🙂
I wouldn’t say no to the cinnamon roll. Ever. And I think I have shin splints *stick leg on table and starting rubbing right where it hurts.*
We’d be quite the pair at the coffee shop showing each other our ailments.
I’ll let you in on a secret. My dog is named after your beloved coffee establishment=)
His name is Duncan (just didn’t like the spelling Dunkin) And he is the color of my iced coffee (I use a lot more milk =)
Virtual coffee tawk…..I like!
I love it!
I hope your foot feels better. I had two stress fractures in my feet this year and they sucked. Stop running before it’s too late. I wish I would have listened to my body!
Oh no! Are you all better now?
I would say yes to sharing a cinnamon roll, because sharing is better than having one by yourself, but secretly I would want the whole thing to myself and kind of begrudge you for being so good, but thanking you because I know the whole thing would be bad for my waistline.
This is a cute blog post idea, might have to give it a go myself 🙂
I almost wrote one of those coffee date posts yesterday and then realized I didn’t want to share anything particularly interesting with the interwebs. Guess I’ll just have to stick to real life friends!
Lol you’re too funny! I’ve never actually heard of virtual coffee dates
That’s too funny- love the idea of a virtual coffee date! :d
Sounds fun! My foot’s been hurting, too… I’m pretty good at squatting while drunk and performing, for no good reason, what we affectionately term the ‘slut drop’ while dancing. In other words, dipping it low and picking it up slow. Oh dear.
I would LOVE an iced coffee gab-fest with a Monican. It would be the highlight of my year! 😉
I would LOVE an iced coffee grab fest with a Monican. It would be the highlight of my year! 😉
Yah!