The third challenge for the Project Food Blog contest is to host a luxurious dinner party for at least four people (yourself included). In addition, you are to share your party hosting tips/secrets with readers.
Well, I brainstormed a lot of new tastes and flavors I wanted to impress my dinner guests with. I made a list of “fancy” recipes and dishes I wanted to research for my dinner party.
Then, I realized two things:
1. This challenge is due on Sunday and I really only have 24 hours to plan, shop, prepare, cook and host. I am super crazy busy right now and didn’t have a chance to even review the challenge before the last round winners were announced!
2. I am not fancy.
Don’t get me wrong, I want to be fancy. Especially when I hear Drake ask if I am…
But, I refuse to pretend to be anything but myself on Run, Eat, Repeat. I am fully open and honest with my flaws (probably a little too much, but I digress).
If I am being real – this is how I do dinner parties.
You can take the girl out of Pico Rivera, but you can’t take the Pico Rivera out of the girl…
For my dinner party menu I started at my local market. Their carneceria has the best carne asada around. They don’t have “Specials” here they have “Especials” 
You know it’s authentic when the Spanish names are first and English is second. And when you take a number at the carneceria they call them out in Spanish.
Sure, we all learned 1 through 10 in Spanish from Sesame Street, but you better know “67” or no carne for you!
They also have a bull’s head up in the store. I’m not sure how I feel about that, but I’m just here to get some comida and be on my way.
I kept yelling “Toro!” When I passed by the bull and getting weird looks. They should just be happy I didn’t bust out my red cape. 
Even though trying fancy new dishes is fun, you really can’t beat good, homemade Mexican food. I stuck with the basics – 
My mom has two avocado trees in her backyard and I went in search of some fresh, organic ones for guacamole.
They’re organic because we don’t spray them with pesticides and we overcharge middle / upper-class Americans for the privilege of not eating poison. Well, we would if we sold them.
My cat was climbing around the tree trying to help. Or catch birds – I’m not sure, but he’s got to eat too so I’m not judging.
I pride myself on making some of the best guacamole this side of the border.
In the mix: avocados, squeeze of lime, salt, pepper, garlic powder, pico de gallo, cilantro. 
Served with chips and beer
Irony = Me wearing my “Vegetarian” shirt while cooking carne asada. 
Life is complicated. Food and my shirts are not. Don’t read too much into it. 
And what kind of luxurious dinner party would this be if I didn’t offer a wine beer pairing to go with each course?
Fact: Coronas require limes. 
The main course was carne asada, pinto beans, salad and corn tortillas. My family only makes pinto beans for some reason. Sure, we’ll get black beans from a can, but pintos are cooked fresh 🙂 
Random Fact: I used to be 99% vegetarian, but ate carne asada on Fourth of July most years. It was like my Thanksgiving or something. The smell was so amazing I wouldn’t be able to resist. I wasn’t all about it today though. Hmmm.
My Nino and Nina were two of my guests for this fiesta. 
You can eat outside in SoCal basically year ‘round. And there was maybe one or two flies that bothered us over the course of the night. Ben, (who is from Florida) always says – “There are no bugs in California and it never rains.” I guess compared to FL that’s true 🙂 
My dad showed up right after dinner. He was at a funeral and running late. Hi dad 🙂 
Since I wanted to make sure my personal touch was on this meal I made my signature Pico Pineapple Bundt Cake for dessert. 
Served it with whipped cream and more beer. 
My Dinner Party Tips:
1. Trying new recipes with no cushion time in case it doesn’t come out the way you want is not a good idea. If you have a limited amount of time, like I did – Do what you know and do it well.
So, I embraced my specialty, my hometown, my family and did a Mexican bar-b-que.
2. The real secret to a good dinner party is alcohol and lots of it 😉
3. “No stressing about impressing!” Dinner parties are supposed to be fun (for the host too!). The people you are inviting are friends or family – not food critics. Unless you invite food bloggers, who are kinda like critics, in which case you’ve got your work cut out for you. If you plan to host an outdoor party, you may need to rent luxury restroom trailers for your guests.
Hope you appreciated my real-but-not-necessarily-super-fancy-dinner party!
Haha “The real secret to a good dinner party is alcohol and lots of it” So True. We just had a ‘dinner’ party last night. It was the Alcohol, Great hamburgers, and Motorcross on TV that made it.
Now we are stuffing our face with leftovers and watching the Oscars. 😉
Toro! Toro! 🙂 We would so be friends in real life 🙂
If I were a Tengeae Mutant Ninja Turtle, now I’d say Kowabunga, dude!
I love your not-fancy fancy meal–and your cat:) Best of luck in making it to Round 4–you have my vote!
Carne asada is good enough to count as upscale in my book, your dinner looks fantastic. Good luck this week, voting for you!
Lick My Spoon
You mentioned Drake, and you get extra brownie points. BTW, you get my vote too.
Thanks Ed 🙂
Gotta love a dinner party where there’s lots of beer involved 🙂 Love your post’s title too. Sending a vote your way. Good luck.
Looks like a great dinner party! Hope we both make it to the next round! 🙂 You have my vote!
Well, I clicked on your entry because I instantly recognized the title…made me smile. Your food looks fabulous, so from one non-fancy girl to another, you get my vote.
Love it – everything about it – the fabulous Mexican food, your being true to who you are and owning it, and your tips. It inspired me to sign into Foodbuzz just to vote for you. Cheers!
BAHAHAH Toro! I just laughed out loud! Congrats on a very fun looking dinner party!
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Whit
“The real secret to a good dinner party is alcohol and lots of it”
I couldn’t agree more 😉 I mean, a dinner party is still a party! Awesome post Monica!
Yum yum. Love the ironic shirt. YES. This post had me in giggles.
What a fun post! From the shopping to the cat to the actual party. Got to vote for this. Keep up the good times!
Loved your story and dinner! My vote is on deck! 😀
Monica, honey, your concept of a “luxurious” dinner party is just priceless, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart! “Alcohol and lots of it” and “No stressing about impressing” say it all, you should win this doll! 🙂
That looks like a ton of fun! I love how you stayed true to yourself. 🙂
FUN PARTY!!!! I was sad to hear I didn’t advance but love cheering for my friends!!!
MMMMM delicious and keeping it real. My kind of dinner party too! =)
I love Mexican food and man does this look good. Que Rico! I’m going to keep voting for you girl!
Looks so yummy, and fuzzy warm family stuff is nice – nothing like a meal with family
I’ve never hosted a dinner party but really want to! Step 1: get out of the dorms. 🙂
I love your tips!
This all looks AWESOME. I’m not much of a guac fan but that looks so fresh I really really want to try it.
Te amo chica 🙂 Your party looks fantastic, the food…well, i’m going to need the carne asada recipe ASAP. You’ve of course got my vote! I love exactly how “you” this was!
I love that you kept this real — and made no apologies. Looks deliscious!
De-lurking here to say that the food looks absolutely incredible! Also, you look especially gorgeous in these photos! (I don’t mean to sound creepy, but you look very happy and radiant, and who doesn’t love a random compliment?!)
Dinner parties are fun! And even better with yummy Mexican food. If it’s spicy and I can put guac and sour cream on it –I’ll eat it!! 🙂
I love that you used home-grown avocados! And that cake looks really good- I think i might like whipped cream more than ice cream. Love the title of the post too:)
I licked the computer screen when I saw your guac! Just Sayin’. Glad you stayed true to yourself, your readers wouldn’t want it any other way.
Que rico! This is definitely my type of dinner party. 🙂
All of these entries make me want to have a dinner party!! I love tip number 2 🙂 So true!
That’s the kind of dinner party I want to go to! It was so real, not stuffy at all. Way to have a good time 🙂
Great job. I appreciate how you stayed true to yourself and I’m sure your dinner party guests did as well.
Muy deliciosa! Buenos suerte!
I love your dinner party! The food looks a lot better than a lot of food I have served to guests at “fancy” parties 🙂
“Life is complicated. Food and my shirts are not. ”
Hahaha. I love how you stuck true to yourself for this.