This California girl is on her way to Maine!
Outside of trips to Boston and NYC I have never explored New England – I really know nada about this part of the world.
Hey, don’t judge – in CA you’re raised thinking the rest of the world doesn’t exist…
(source)
I packed my lunch in a tupperware I was going to throw away anyway, so I ate it and tossed it. Worked great!
(RER on Instagram)
Now I’m sipping on a free Chardonnay because the flight attendant guy was in a good mood! SCORE!!! (My phone was off per FAA rules so no pic.)
Ahhhh, it feels like vacation when I have an adult beverage heading out of town, is that just me?
Since I’m drinking, you should be drinking. And since I feel like I’m on a fun trip – let’s play a little drinking game!
Never Have I Ever
Rules: I say something I have never done. If you have done it you drink. If you’re at work you have to drink water. Sorry. If you’re at home pour a stiff one and get at it.
Never Have I Ever… been to Maine!
Never Have I Ever… eaten a whole pizza in one sitting
Never Have I Ever… done a keg stand
Never Have I Ever… ate a snail
Never Have I Ever… been drunk at the mall
Never Have I Ever… picked up a hitchhiker
Okay- I HAVE done one of those things!
Do you know which one?? Guess in the comments and tell me how many times you would have to drink with my list!
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Catie says
I’d have to drink twice…drunk at a mall and have done a keg stand.
I’m guessing you’ve been drunk at a mall? Hasn’t everyone!?!
PS – that map totally makes me laugh, even though I live in Kansas and am about the furthest thing you can be from a religious nutball. We do have our fair share of them here though.
Portia says
I’m guessing you’ve eaten a pizza in one sitting. I’ve been drunk at the mall.
Ella says
I would drink once – for having done a keg stand. Ah, college. My guess is that you picked up a hitchhiker.
Jade O. says
Bleh…there’s ONE of those that I haven’t done…whoops! I guess I needed a drink anyhow! Good thing the mall is closed!
chandra says
I have done 4 of those 6 things. Maybe 5, I’m not sure if I’ve eaten a snail??
PS: Thank you x10000000 for the dbay shout out last week! I meant to comment, but I’m an ahole… Hope you have a great trip in Maine!! Eat some Lobstah and I’ll call you this week!
amanda says
I’d be offended about your New England comments (as a born & raised RI’er and current CT resident), but I pretty much think there is no life outside of New England (especially Cali), sorry! 🙂
Tammy R. says
I’m going with the keg stand. That’s the only one that I have done from your list. Awesome game…gonna play on my next girls night out. 🙂
Kailin @ Logs and thoughts says
I’m guessing you’ve eaten a whole pizza I’m one sitting. I’d not be drinking anything, just the way I like it 🙂
Fizz @fizzsbizz says
I only had to drink once! So I drank the rest of the glass (mug) of wine just because it’s Friday.
Ummmm drunk at a mall?
runeatrepeat says
Ding ding ding!
Tartanjogger @tartanjogger.wordpress.com says
I’m slightly embarrassed to admit that I’ve done three of these. Not telling which, though!
Ashley @ BrocBlog says
oooh boy, I’ve eaten a whole (personal) pizza in one sitting, done a keg stand, been drunk at the mall, and been the hitchhiker though I’ve never picked one up. I don’t like this game because my lack of good decision making makes me lose.
Jina says
I took four drinks. I’m guessing eat a pizza in one sitting. That isn’t just me, right?
Ashley says
I’m going to go with eaten a whole pizza in one sitting. I hope that’s the one at least. I don’t want to be alone in this…
Stacie says
Eaten a whole pizza in one sitting because well who hasn’t…
Anne says
Does it count if I got drunk at one of the mall restaurants?
If so I would have to drink twice! I live in New England the states are too small not to venture into all of them at some point in your life.
Hope you have fun in Maine it is a beautiful state!
Brooke says
I think it’s been drunk at the mall! haha
Lauren says
I’m guessing “eat a whole pizza”. With the miles you run, I wouldn’t doubt it–I would eat one too! haha
Mallory says
I know you have been drunk at the mall before!! LOL I know your blog way too well for not knowing you 🙂 I would bet $$ on this!
Leah B says
HAHAHAHAHHA! I’m a religious nut!
Never have I ever: played never have I ever at work, with booze.
Oops! Just did! 🙂
Presh says
I would be so sober off your list. I have never done any of those! I think you may have ate a pizza in one setting orrrr did a keg stand lol. & booooooo to that Map! I live where the old ppl are oh noooooo! I’m trying to escape though lol
Tara says
I am going to say you went to the mall drunk.
Have a great time. I love Maine, I am a New England girl, raised on the beaches of NE!
Got drunk one night doing keg stands on vacation in Maine, so we went to the mall and I was soo hungry, I ate an entire pizza!
On the way home we picked up a hitchhiker on their way to the beach.
No snail eating!
Leonor says
I’m thinking you’ve been drunk at the mall. That map is hilarious!
Sara @ Middleaged Runner says
Good call coming to Maine. All the cool kids live here, myself included.
I bet you picked up a hitchhiker because who hasn’t?
Nicole @ Pink Elephant on Parade says
If only the one I’d done wasn’t eating an entire pizza by myself…
Jackie says
Been drunk at the mall after the wine fest!!!
Livi says
I’m guessing you’ve picked up a hitch hiker?! it seems like a sweet thing you would do!
christa says
Eaten a whole pizza?
I would have had to drink 3 times (I got married in Maine :))
Kathleen says
Eaten a whole pizza right? Because who would ever want to eat a snail?
Jo says
Guessing drunk at the mall for you.
I drank 3 times.
meredith says
I am laughing because here in New York, you are kinda raised to think nothing outside of this area exists either! Such sheltered lives we live lol…oh, and I would be drinking for all of them except for the fact that I have been to Maine!
Annie says
Who has never eaten a whole pizza? If you never have, well I don’t know if I admire you or feel sorry for you lol
Kim says
I have eaten a snail! And I’ve been drunk at the mall hehe.. I’m guessing you ate an entire pizza once!! Am I right?
Christina @ The Beautiful Balance says
Eaten a whole pizza? Have an amazing time in Maine, it is gorgeous!
Christina says
i guess keg stand because thats the one that i would have to drink for!!!
Scallywag says
I would only have to drink at one of those things. And yeap, its the pizza one…
I think you HAVE been drunk at the mall?!
Jodea @ chillichocolatelove says
I think you ate a snail. I’ve never done any of those things… Okay, I probably have eaten a whole pizza but blocked it from my memory.
Sue says
I vote for pizza.
Georgia says
I had to giggle at your comment about being raised in CA and thus thinking that the rest of the world doesn’t exist, which was then followed by your picture of the continent of North America – kinda reinforces the stereotype the rest of the world has about Americans – i.e. many don’t realise anything exists outside their continent! 😉 Just joshin’!! Three drinks from Down Under – cheers, cheers and cheers! 🙂
Erin says
I am guessing you have never eaten a snail.
4 drinks for me! Fun game!
Nicole @crazyabouthealthy.com says
Drunk at the mall for the win?!
I would have two drinks.
Lauren S. says
Done a keg stand 🙂
Jen says
I would have to drink 5 times. I think you have picked up a hitch hiker.
Stephanie says
Drunk at a mall?
Zhina says
Please say it’s the pizza one. When I saw that, I thought “who hasn’t eaten a pizza in one sitting?”
Monica says
Oh man this post was funny. That map is hilarious.
I’m torn between eating a whole pizza and a keg stand, but I think I’m going with the pizza. I haven’t been reading your blog for that long, so curious to see if I’m right. I would have had one or two drinks, I have eaten a whole pizza and not sure about drunk in a mall-college is a bit of a blur. Oh wait THREE drinks-lol!
Running Rosa says
I guess eating a whole pizza in one sitting!
I would take one drink: I’ve eaten a snail. I seriously don’t get why they’re considered a delicacy. Not delicious!
Katie Coleman says
Only thing I haven’t done is eat a snail!!! Gah!! Eh, what the hell..every day is an adventure, right??
Liz @ The Girl on Fire Now says
You look really good!
And hmm … the hitchhiker?
Kez says
I’ve done three of these…the shame.
I’m going to bet eaten a whole pizza, because not all pizzas are big enough to leave leftovers or to share.
Tina says
Drunk at the mall.
Jessica @ Running the Miles says
I’m guessing you have eaten a snail? I’d have to drink to all of them. I live such an exciting life!
Sara @ LovingOnTheRun says
I am going to have to guess you’ve been drunk in a mall….but I have no idea! 🙂
J T says
Hi Monika,
This has nothing to do with today’s post, but when I saw it I IMMEDIATLEY thought of you.
http://www.offbeatearth.com/watermelon-car/
It’s a watermelon car for a watermelon lover! 🙂 Maybe a little bizarre, bit kinda cool?!?
Kate says
Hehe, that car is so funny 😀
Jessica H. says
I would be with you on two of those (Maine and the mall). My guess is that you’ve been drunk at the mall as well!
Jojo @ RunFastEatLots says
Picked up a hitchhiker?
Lol I’ve done one of those things. Bet you can guess which one based on my name…
lexi says
Im guessing…. done a keg stand!! You seem to know your alcohol 🙂
Jen says
I am going to guess that you have been drunk in the mall? And I have done all of those things except eat snails. I hope you have a blast in Maine! I go camping on the ocean there every September. It’s paradise for me.
Amy @ crazysweatymommy says
Keg Stand….definitely…right?!?!
Anne C says
Is it drunk at the mall? I’d have to drink twice- I have been drunk at a mall (which is dangerous bc you buy everything!) and I have eaten a whole pizza (thin crust)!
Kelly says
I’m guessing eaten a snail
Sadly I would have 4 drinks!