Hello! How’s it going? Over here it is going great because:
A.) Vegas is still alive
B.) I celebrated him pulling through with wine!!
C.) I found a blue dress that helps me eat more.
To start, it’s important for you to know I am probably like 402 pounds. I don’t weigh myself so I don’t know for sure, but I’m taking an educated guess based on the amount of food I eat and sound Ben used to make when he picked me up.
If you’re skeptical it’s probably just because I dress to look 10 pounds thinner. Or, like 200 pounds thinner. Either way.
One of my favorite tricks is ruching.
Ruched dresses like this one from Anthropologie or this one from Express can help you look thinner OR hide flaws – if the ruching is in the right places. This dress had it down one side and was flattering in the waist/stomach area.
So then I can drink lots of wine and eats a lot of spinach dip and french fries and it’s not as noticeable!
And that’s the real goal, right?
In other news:
I ate fruit while driving because I was super hungry yesterday. I was really working on this habit and have been good about it – just sharing to stay accountable/get it together.
And my other snackage was a two or three rice cakes with Laughing Cow cheese and jam.
This morning was random – I was really craving oats. But, I also did a strength workout and knew I needed protein. So I made oats and stirred some egg whites into them as they cooked. Delicious!!
I need to add this to my ‘As Seen On My Run’ collection, except it was seen on my walk…
Vegas would like to thank everyone for their well wishes.
Not really, he’s just being good so I’ll give him some turkey.
Really though, I’m still waiting on his test results! I’ll update you as soon as I find out. It is making me nervous that it’s taking so long.