So, I don’t know how to tell you this but I accidently peed on my cat. I should be too embarrassed to share this on national television my random blog. I just want you to know it might be major TMI and you’ve been warned.
In my defense, Vegas (the cat) peed on my mom’s bed once (when he had a UTI) so it’s kind of like payback?
First I need to explain something that seems irrelevant but is super relevant…
California is in a bad drought.
There are signs to CONSERVE WATER everywhere. The pressure is on to not waste a drop of water.
Since I …
A.) work at home
B.) drink tons of water because I run a lot and need to be hydrated
C.) pee a lot
D.) am alone all day so no one would know … well, except you now
I use the ol’ rule: ‘when it’s yellow let it mellow’.
For the record, it’s not even yellow it’s actually almost clear since I’m SUPER hydrated.
Anyway.
Last night I woke up to pee in the middle of the night, put the seat down and then went back to sleep.
A few hours later a was woken up by Vegas playing ‘ninjas’. This is when he jumps in the air like an invisible ninja is attacking him and then runs to another room and hides before he pops out again. He jumps and runs back and forth slamming into the walls and sliding around on the laminate floor so the noise woke me up.
At this point I was awake and it was almost 6am so I figured I’d just get up and start my day. I got out of bed and walked to the restroom. Just as I was lifting the toilet seat Vegas slid around the corner and hopped on the toilet to attack the invisible ninja in the bathroom.
Except… he didn’t realize I was lifting the lid and I, having just woken up, didn’t realize what the heck was going on until I was startled 100% awake at the sight of Vegas leaping into the toilet!!
He splashed into the pee water and then frantically jumped out as I went running after him to wash him off. It was traumatizing for everyone involved. Mostly me. (And now possibly you.)
And that is why Vegas shouldn’t play ninjas at 5am and maybe ‘let it mellow’ isn’t a good idea and why I shouldn’t have a blog to share this kind of information.
The end.
For those of you that actually read my lil story here is a reward – this is a true story of triumph and perseverance. It’s also probably the longest cat video I’ve ever watched till the end…
That. Is. Hilarious.
*amaze*
SOPROUDOFYOU!!!!!!!! for letting it mellow. definitely don’t stop!
Haha my cat jumped in a toilet bowl full of pee when we first got him!!! Ran around the house and we couldn’t catch him for like 10 mins. Thank god for kitty wipes. We learned our lesson to keep the lid down 🙂
Oh my goodness, this was hilarious!!! I was literally laughing my head of while I was reading this before calming down enough to read to my husband and start giggling all over again. I’ll never understand why other (i.e. dog) people think that cats have no personality! They’re so much fun 🙂
That is hilarious! A week after I met my husband I peed at his house and the toilet overflowed! Turns out there was a backup in the main sewer line, but it was pretty embarrassing. He always likes to tell people that I peed on his floor on our third date.
That is so embarrassing!
hahaha wow thats quite a start to the day!
Alrhigt alright alright that’s exactly what I needed!
OMG! That’s hilarious! I bet he learned his lesson this time! Hahah
OMG, this is hilarious! A Ninja Cat who gets peed on should learn…funny thing is, I bet he won’t…or you will have to leave the lid up in the middle of the night. I have puppies and they drink out of the bowl (no matter what), so we have to put the lid down. But thankfully they aren’t Ninja puppies and I don’t have to worry about such things. 🙂