I am currently obsessed with taking pictures of signs. I stop all the time and bust out the camera to take a picture of random signs. Today I did it in the post office:
When the Post Office commercial comes on I think it says “If it fits, It Shits!” and laugh to myself every time. Lame, but funny to me – and that’s what really matters, right? 
Before I left home I had a handful of grapes (let’s remember I have a big hand too). While running errands I busted into this cereal for several handfuls… I should make eating in my car illegal.
Around 3pm I stopped for lunch. I was not hungry, but it had been too long since I had eaten. I made a turkey wrap with carrots and hummus. Amazing and simple 🙂
For dessert (What? You don’t have dessert with lunch?) I had this bar from Nature’s Path. I thought it was pretty good for the calories (150) and size. Plus – it’s chewy and has peanut pieces in it. I just wish it was a little more chocolate heavy 🙂 
My other recent sign endeavors…
This one is a painting from the art show. It says, “I want to be an outrageous old woman who never gets called an old lady. I want to get leaner and meaner, sharp edged, wild earth colored – till I fade away from pure joy!” 
This one is from the Philosophy Rug # by Mungo Thomson:
There are plenty more where that came from 🙂
I looooove alfredo sauce, but its something I don’t usually buy because of the fat/calories… and the fact I’d want to eat it on everything. 🙂 The other day I melted a garlic & herb laughing cow into some pasta and it tasted quite similar… maybe not as cheesy/creamy, but close enough to kill my craving. It might have been creamier if I used 2… next time! 😉
Those signs are really funny, inspirational, and just plain kewl. Here where I live, I look out for funny signs with wrong English (grammar, spelling, word use, etc.).
-Denise
Those are great! I love that painting one with the women! So inspirational 🙂
haha i love this post. “life is short don’t be a dick” is going to be my phrase of the night 🙂
I’m getting some of those bars and I really hope they’re like a dessert because those are my favorite granola bars 🙂
I think I’m wicked behind but are you no longer a pescitarian?
I LOVE life is short, don’t be a dick.
I love funny signs too! Those were great! Have you ever thought about putting your groceries in trunk? That way you can’t nibble on the way home. ;p
I deem this the ‘Wise Word Post’….
I won’t be a dick 🙂
That rug is hilarious!
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LOL I thought I was the only one who thought, “if it fits, it ships!” hahah