It does qualify me to know how to pick a good watermelon!
How To Pick a Good Watermelon:
1. Get one that is heavy for it’s size. You’ll have to pick up a few and assess which ones are heavy for their size by comparing.
2. Choose one with a creamy belly. There should be a spot on the bottom that is light yellowish or cream.
3. If you’re at Costco (where they don’t charge by weight) get the biggest, heaviest one you can find!
(No, I don’t knock on them or tap them or the like.)
Once you’ve found a good watermelon – take it home and cut it according to this weird video.
I’ll reinstall my Watermelon Rules tomorrow. Tonight we feast!